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• ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off! BLACK KNIGHT
  No, it isn't. ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?...
• ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
  ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?...
• WOMAN: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. WOMAN
  Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king....
• ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
  BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. -- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)...
• ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
  GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?...
• ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more-- ARTHUR
  Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?...
• ARTHUR: Then who is your lord? WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
  ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune....
• VOICE OVER: As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when, suddenly .
  .. the animator suffered a fatal heart attack....
• Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
  What? BEDEVERE: It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!...