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• People will say "Watch your step" to you only after you have taken a vicious fall.
• Watch your step when you immediately know the one way to do anything.
  Nine times out of ten, there are several better ways. -- W. B. Givens, Jr....
• Always watch your step--especially when you're not going anywhere. -- Genry Pinera [ME]
• The beginning of wisdom is silence. The second step is listening.
• I think I lost my mind. Please watch where you step.
• Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• QOTD: "Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail and it dies.
• If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. -- Joey Adam
• A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.