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• I have a suspicion, but it's too horrible to think about. Doctor, State of Decay
• The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• Cecil, you're my final hope Of finding out the true Straight Dope For I have been reading of Schrodinger's cat But none of my cats are at all like that.
  This unusual animal (so it is said) Is simultaneously alive and dead!...
• All humans are subject to decay.
• Oh, you're wrong. I have one more yet that will not fail-- my knowledge.
  -- Lady Peinforte, Silver Nemesi...
• He who renders warfare fatal to all engaged in it will be the greatest benefactor the world has yet known.
  -- Sir Richard Burto...
• The ideal reasoner, would, when he had once been shown a single fact in all its bearing
  deduce from it not only the chain of events which led up to it but also the results which would follow from it....