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• A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions that make it fail.
  -- Jerry Ogdi...
• Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier, re
  Delineation of Romantic Intentions" -- pfft, too sappy....
• Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
  [sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
• Things are still imperfect. -- Doctor, Silver Nemesi
• Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
  I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family?...
• In the event your experiment works, do not give up hope.
  You still have the opportunity to come to the wrong conclusion....
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.