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Polymorphing Your Dog Probably Makes You Safer.
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Polymorphing your dog probably makes you safer.
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Your dog finds you repulsive.
I thought you said that your dog does not bite! -- It's not my dog.
When the need arises -- and it does -- you must be able to shoot your own dog.
Don't farm it out -- that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse....
Have you @#%!ed your dog today?
If you want to rob a shop, train your dog.
SURRENDER DOROTHY! You, and your little dog, too!
Your dog is aging faster than you are.
You may be redneck... if you share your beer with your dog.
You may be redneck... if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
