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• I have a great memory...it's just a little short.
• This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his mother's side.
  I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little else to sustain them....
• The one item you need is always in short supply. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #41
• Most people don't need a great deal of love nearly so much as they need a steady supply.
• This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his mother's side.
  I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little else to sustain them....
• If you have great talents, industry will improve them
  if you have but moderate abilities, industry will supply their deficiency. -- Joshua Reynold...
• Love was when you thought someone was so great that they should always be happy, and you wanted to be part of making them happy.
  In love is when you feel so good around someone that you always want to be around them....
• A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love.
  Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being destroyed financially by this person?...