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• Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde
• Women give to men the very gold of their lives. Possibly
  but they invariably want it back in such very small change. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• Men become old, but they never become good. -- Oscar Wilde
• You ought to be a doctor," he said to Turner, "as you always want people to do what they don't want to.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- 28 November 1900, two days before his death, -- when he was already rather ill....
• Women give to men the very gold of their lives. Possibly
  but they invariably want it back in such very small change. -- Wilde...
• Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools. -- George Chapma
• Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young. -- Augustus Caesa
• Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
• Either they go, or I do. -- Oscar Wilde, of his new bedroom curtains (attrib.), 1900