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• Old programmers never die, they just become managers.
• Old Usenetters never die, they just become unresponsive.
• If you want to avoid problems, never become good friends with an animal, since it lasts but a short while.
  On the other hand, never become friends with men, they last too long!...
• Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.
• You're never too old to become younger. -- Mae We