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• You need to lose weight.
• Where does weight go when you lose it?
• Childhood is a glorious time. You can lose weight simply by taking a bath.
• Lisa: They'll send you tapes you listen to while you sleep.
  As you hear New Age music, a powerful message goes to your brain telling you to eat less....
• To lose weight, eat less; to gain weight, eat more
  if you merely wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing....
• FAT TABLE CORRUPT. Please lose weight.
• You either have to lose weight or make more friends--six pallbearers isn't going to cut it.
  -- Johnny Parker ("The Wizard of Id")...
• Win or lose, you lose.
• Exercise for your health....eat a balanced diet. Control your weight.
  Don't Smoke. Nothing to Excess. All Things in Moderation....and tomorrow you die, anyway!...