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• You need to lose weight.
• Where does it go when you flush? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.
• Where does the white go when the snow melts?
• Childhood is a glorious time. You can lose weight simply by taking a bath.
• Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
• How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue .
  .. and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go? -- Rita Rudne...
• Bralek's Rule for Success: Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you when things go wrong.