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• Parking space: An area that vanishes as you make a U-Turn...
• You may be redneck... if you've ever stolen toilet paper from rest areas.
• You got us into this parking lot, so you get us out.
  You want out of this parking lot? Ok... -- The Blues Brothe...
• You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
• You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
• You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
• You may be redneck... if you think Deliverance was a comedy.
• You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
• You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.