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• You may be redneck... if you've vacationed in a rest area parking lot.
• Alright, you!! Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• As you read the scroll, it vanishes...
• That's user, u s r, and then there's a space ...
• The Truth Shall Make You Flee -- Miskatonic U. motto
• Bart: The beauty of it is, each parking space is a mere one foot narrower -- indistinguishable to the naked eye!
  But therein lies the game. Milhouse: I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away....
• I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which I happen to have in my top desk drawer.
  Some of the Tips for Better Driving are worth considering, to wi...
• Lovka's Law of Driving: There is no traffic until you need to make a left turn.
• A bend in the road is not the end of the road unless you fail to make the turn.