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You May Be Redneck... If Your Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
You may be redneck... if you share your beer with your dog.
You may be redneck... if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
You may be redneck... if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
You may be redneck... if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
You may be redneck... if you can have sex without spilling your beer.
You may be redneck... if you tape pro-wrestling so you can watch later.
You may be redneck... if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife.
You may be redneck... if your idea of a "gourmet meal" comes from a can.
