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You May Be Redneck... If Your Beltbuckle Is Heavier Than 4 Lbs.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your beltbuckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you wear a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs.
You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
You may be redneck... if your truck is taller than your house.
You may be redneck... if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe.
You may be redneck... if less than half the cars in your yard, work.
You may be redneck... if your wife would rather fish than shop.
You may be redneck... if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife.
You may be redneck... if you wash your truck more often than your kids.
You may be redneck... if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
