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• No matter how desperate the predicament is, I'm always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head.
  -- Charlie Chapli...
• My brain hurts...not my head...just my brain!
• You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
• SMILEY ~#:-( "I just washed my hair, and I can't do nuthin' with it.
• Is it in my head, or in my heart?
• Homer: Okay, who's up for some scrounging? [begins to scrounge
  coming up with a basketball, deflated into a bowl-like shape] Hey, here's a perfectly good basketball hat....
• PICARD: I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair...
• It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto the plains, where some were probably hit by cars.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• I need my sinuses like I need a hole in the head