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• June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
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• Many people feel that if you won't let them make you happy, they'll make you suffer.
• Flower People don't you cry; it's not too late. -- Spinal Tap
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• The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing.
  -- Gamel Abdel Nasse...
• Politicians "The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid move
  only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing....
• Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.