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  Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
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  LaForge: "I don't know, if this ship were operational, I'd bet she'd run circles around the Enterprise at impulse speeds....
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• Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you com out you're all covered with leeches.
  Just say, "Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?" (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not.
  Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You can't look at a girl without wondering what her tail would look like.
• Just because you look good don't mean you feel good.
  Fools always look good in their coffins. -- Elvi...
• Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
  Thomas Alva Edison, amedican inventor and industriali...