Teacher: So, You Never Learned Cursive? Bart: Um, Well, I Know Hell And Damn And Bit.
Teacher: So, you never learned cursive?
Bart: Um, well, I know hell and damn and bit...
-- Saved by the bleep, "You Only Move Twice"
Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....
Bart: Listen lady, I'm s'pose to be in the fourth grade.
Teacher: Seems to me that someone's got a case of the "s'pose'das"....
Kids: [singing to the tune] I like me I like me I'm as good as I can be With a smile and a wave and a happy melody I'm as good as.
.. [slowing as they see the teacher reaching for the record player] I....
Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper.
This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter "A"....
Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
Bart: Well, in _my_ family grades aren't that important....
Lisa: I'b allergic to everythig here. By nose is so stuffed ub, I can't eben taste Mob's delicious boiled celery.
Marge: I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day....
Bart: Hi Jessica. Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience, I really learned a lot....
Wow, a baseball made out of Secretariat! -- Bart gazes upon the Spend Zone, "You Only Move Twice
Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...