Homer: Son, There's Only One Thing Punks Like That Understand

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Homer: Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand:
squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and every
grown-up you can find. Coming to me was a good start.
Bart: But then they'll just beat me up even worse!
Homer: Yes, they are a clever bunch. I know. I'll squeal for
ya... to their parents!
[later that day...]
Jimbo's dad: [punches him in the face] That's for telling me how to
raise my lousy kid!
Dolph's dad: [punches him in the gut] This is for the crummy life I've
had to live!
-- Oh, this is a good idea, "The Homer They Fall"