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• No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
• The common folk have many sayings, all about it being darkest before the dawn and clouds with silver linings and suchlike.
  We in the magical trade like to express our opinions of these matters somewhat differently....
• You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, MINE are even WORSE!" -- Calvi
• No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
  The original meal has never been found. -- Calvin Trilli...
• The trouble with 'normal' is it always gets worse. -- Bruce Cockbu
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN CORPORATE AMERICA Part 2 of 2 17.
  All things being equal, fat people use more soap. 18....
• Bad weather always looks worse through a window.