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• You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, MINE are even WORSE!" -- Calvi
• You know he's Bad, he's Bad, you know it -- he stinks!
• If you feel bad because you feel good and know that you will feel worse if you feel better, you are fairly well sure you are a hypochondriac.
  If you feel good because you feel bad and know you will feel better if you feel worse, you are a cairdnohcopyh, because you are doing things backwards....
• Too bad, Bob , but you know too much.
• If you wish to know more, press [CTRL]-[ALT]-[DEL].
• If you wish to know what a man is - give him skates, a stick, & a puck.
• You don't know me...you just wish that you did.
• Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when you see them wearing dark glasses and having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antle
  because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot....
• I can only tell you that I sincerely wish that I didn't know now what I didn't know then.