Related:

• You may be redneck... if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
• Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
• Vogon poetry makes you want to gnaw on your toes!
• Whatever you drop will hit your toes on the way to the corner.
• If you eat yogurt, you'll have a lot of culture.
• Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog.
  So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow yourselves up....
• You are standing on my toes.