Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?

Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
say in those awkward situations? Worry no more...

Are you sure you're telling the truth? Think hard.
Does it make you happy to know you're sending me to an early grave?
If all your friends jumped off the cliff, would you jump too?
Do you feel bad? How do you think I feel?
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Don't you know any better?
How could you be so stupid?
If that's the worst pain you'll ever feel, you should be thankful.
You can't fool me. I know what you're thinking.
If you can't say anything nice, say nothing at all.