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• A cat will go "quack" - if you squeeze it hard enough.
• And I will love him and pet him and stroke him and squeeze him..
• When it's dark enough you can see the stars. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso
• Squeeze Me Hard!!!! I Work Better Under Pressure....
• Smithers: [dressed in a bear suit] Here's something that should cheer you up, sir.
  It's me, sir: Bobo! Hug me! Squeeze me! [suggestively] Tug at my fur....
• It's at moments like this that you want to squeeze false fruit.
• If you ain't makin' waves you ain't kickin' hard enough!
• Never try to make anyone like you: you know, and God knows, that one of you is enough.
  -- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
• Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough. -- Steve Connelly