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• Raise ducks for a quack profit.
• I want pills, you quack!
• A cat will go "quack" - if you squeeze it hard enough.
• Duck who fly upside down have quack up.
• I need some duck tape. My duck has a quack in it.
• Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint.
  However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack. -- Richter cartoon captio...
• When the night is dark And the dogs go...bark When the clouds are black And the ducks go.
  ..quack When the sky is blue And the cows go...mooo Think of lovely Queenie She'll be thinking of you....
• No quack sawbones is going to apply his leeches to me.
  As long as there's an ounce of strength left in me, I....