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• You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school. -- H.H. Munro
• A man can never quite understand a boy, even when he has been a boy.
  -- Gilbert K. Chesterson (1874-1936)...
• At Christmastime, even Santa Claus wouldn't give you love or hope unless you met his impossible conditio
  Have you been a good boy all year?" Damn him! Damn Santa Claus--has anybody ever been a good boy all year?...
• You can call him an outdoor boy if he has the bloom of youth on his cheeks and the cheeks of youth in his bloomers.
• A good neighbor is one who will watch your vacation slides all evening without telling you that he has been there.
• A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
  He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...
• You've never been out of school! You don't know what it's like out there!
  I've worked in the the private sector. They expect results....
• Any man can prove he has good judgment by saying you have.
• Whom are you? said he, for he had been to night school. -- George Ade