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• So, you better watch out! You better not cry! You better not pout!
  I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is coming, to town....
• Why didn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and it's down a chimney.
• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
• better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus &l
  orth pole >town cat /etc/passwd >list ncheck list ncheck list cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist cat list | grep nice >giftlist santa claus &l...
• better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus &l
  orth pole > town cat /etc/passwd > list ncheck list ncheck list cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist cat list | grep nice > giftlist santa claus &l...
• A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.
  -- James Gould Cozze...
• Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky, [SLH walks out with his hind legs in a cast on rollers] and he's free to go.
  His legs should be as good as new in a few months, but in the meantime he'll have to use the wheelabout....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...