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• Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
• Revenge will put the bloom of health in your cheeks.
• You hear that boy laughing?--you think he 's all fu
  But the angels laugh, too, at the good he has done...
• Once he saw a youth blushing, and addressed him, "Courage, my boy!
  that is the complexion of virtue." -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- vi...
• George Washington, father of our country. George Washington, when he was just a child, just a boy, honesty was his trademark.
  The classic story we all remember was when George Washington's father came up to George and said, "George Washington--father of our country--my son--I want to ask you a question....
• You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than sue
  Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?...
• You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
  And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...
• If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstei
• Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy! BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
  Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG...