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• Mornings have no mercy [picture of sun coming in the window with a gun]
• It's not often that you get so much class entertainment outside your bedroom window or outside your bedroom, period.
  -- Groucho Marx...
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
• YKYBDTTLW ... everything you post comes out in taglines.
• YKYBDTTLW ... you start singing "tagline" songs.
• You know you're in trouble when... 1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
  2) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any....
• Look outside! The Sun is shining :-)
• Burns: The whole plant is environmentally sound. It's powered by old newspapers, machinery is made entirely of used cans, and the windows are from the old liquor bottles we collected.
  [he notices a shadow of Barney outside the liquor bottle windows] [opens the window] Hey!...