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• Data: "Geordi, as a child, did you ever experience a traumatic event?
  LaForge: "You're wondering about Timothy?" Data: "Yes....
• Tell your parents to be more careful next time.
• The prince wants your daughter for his wife. Well, tell him his wife can't have her.
  -- Blackadder III...
• My parents feel I was well conceived.
• Geordi, tell me about...Tasha Yar. -- Guinan, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2
• They spend years searching for their natural parents, convinced their parents will be happy to see them.
  I mean, really, can you imagine someone being happy to see an orphan?...
• I left for college. Dad said, "I'm going to miss you.
  I said, "Well, now that I broke the sight off your rifle....
• Troi: "Amanda's a Q?" Beverly: "How is that possible?
  Her, her parents, her biological parents were human!...
• A paradox is what parents tell their children. When a kid tells it to their parents, it is more often called a lie.