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• Next time I'll take parents of my own age. --Loesje
• A paradox is what parents tell their children. When a kid tells it to their parents, it is more often called a lie.
• Go thou and sin more creatively next time.
• You two ought to be more careful-- your love could drag on for years and years.
• Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!
• If you waste your time cooking, you'll miss the next meal.
• Yeah? Well, tell that to her parents. -- Geordi
• A man should be careful never to tell tales of himself to his own disadvantage
  people may be amused, and laugh at the time, but they will be remembered, and brought up against him upon some subsequent occasion....
• Homer: Well, it'll be a long time before your mother gets back with the tire, so why don't I tell you more of the story?
  -- A tire blows out on the Simpson car, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...