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• When I was a kid we downloaded at 300bps and ENJOYED it!
• Who needs a real life when I have a modem?
• FORMULA ONE RACERS come too fast and in laps.
• I never knew what real happiness was until I got married.
  And by then it was too late. -- Max Kauffma...
• I used to have a life, then my husband got the modem!
• The Wonder Bra? Yeah, I got one for my beer-gut brother-in-law.
• Bart: Ohh, I only grew half an inch. I'm still too short.
  Marge: Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart....
• Quote #38 Without naming names (which I couldn't anyway because I've forgotten exactly who it was)
  one the most amusing bug reports we received at Lucid wrt Lucid Common Lisp was that "GC runs too fast"....
• Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early too!
  Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early!...