I Used To Have A Life, Then My Husband Got The Modem!
I used to have a life, then my husband got the modem!
I used to have a life, then I got an HST !
I used to have a life, then I got v32bis!
I had a life once... but now I have a modem.
Who needs a real life when I have a modem?
I hate my modem.
I used to be normal, then I got my computer...
I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!
I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem.
Not tonight, dear. I have a modem.