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• Nobody really knows what happiness is, until they're married. And then it's too late.
• No man knows what true happiness is until he gets married. By then, of course, its too late.
• I'm married to an English guy. He's a typical English guy.
  He's very reserved. In fact, it wasn't until after we were married that I actually knew he wanted to go out with me....
• Yeah, I got a modem, a real fast one too, it's a 300bps!
• Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time, There's something wrong here
  here can be no more denying, One of us is changing, or maybe we just stopped trying, And it's too late, baby, now, it's too late, Though we really did try to make it, Something inside has died and I can't hide and I just can't fake it....
• I can't be late--I just got here.
• It was so cold, I almost got married.
• I beat Gaggle-max!