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• How many circus performers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!...
• Well it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and go, go, go, and don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
  Well you can do anything but stay off of my blue suede shoes. -- Elvi...
• One out of every two game show hosts had a severe head injury as a child.
• Often enough, what it takes to maintain one vice is enough money to raise two children.
• There are two things that are extremely important in politics.
  The first is money and I'll be hanged if I can remember what the second one is....
• God be thanked, the meanest of his creatures Boasts two soul-sides,--one to face the world with, One to show a woman when he loves her!
  -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- One Word More, xvii...
• Don't invest all your money in just one or two stocks.
  That's the danger. I know a man who put all his money in just two stocks, a paper-towel company and a revolving-door outfit....
• A fool and his money are my two favorite people.
• Show forbearance, benevolence and love to one another.