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• I have just learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
  First, let her think she's having her way. And second, let her have it. -- Lyndon B. Johnso...
• I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money. Will Roge
• Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.
  I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. -- Ronald Reaga...
• Pedro Guerrero was playing third base for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1984 when he made the comment that earns him a place in my Hall of Fame.
  Second baseman Steve Sax was having trouble making his throws....
• The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one's work seriously and taking one's self seriously.
  The first is imperative and the second is disastrous. -- Margot Fontey...
• There are in this country two very large monopolies.
  The larger of the two has the following record: The Vietnam War, Watergate, double-digit inflation, fuel and energy shortages, bankrupt airlines, and the 8-cent postcard....
• And the first one said to the second one there, "I hope you're having fun.