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• Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.
  -- Balzac...
• Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are.
  Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes?...
• God is perfect, man is not. Man made beer, God made pot!
• God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.
  -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes vii, 29...
• God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
  --- or --- Man made God; all else is the work of integers....
• God made man. God made woman. And when God found that men could not get along with women, God invented Mexico.
  -- Larry Storch...
• The fox provides for himself, but God provides for the lion.
• God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.