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• If God dropped acid, would he see people? -- Steven Wrigh
• The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
  The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
• He was a multi-millionaire... Wanna know how he made all of his money?
  ... He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I see Dave Cutler, the man who created VMS, every time I go to Seattle.
  He is working on Microsoft NT, which I think is going to be very far-reaching....
• Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears.
  I think George is weird, because he has false teeth....
• I heard that in relativity theory space and time are the same thing.
  Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings....