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  Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...
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  ] Last night we were watching MTV when they ran an ad for an upcoming show called "Paul McCartney Unplugged....
• Pete: ...so y'know, that's why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy.
  Y'know, so you could be like-like, "Wash my car!", "Clean my room!...
• Ross: [sarcastic] Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?
  Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? You're a horrible skier....
• Bart: We're having a field trip today! Ah, Lis, won't it be great to cast of the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is Springfield Elementary?
  [sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot: your class isn't going!...
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular music.
  [hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart and Milhouse start cleaning...
• Ross: Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn't work.
  Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that's why you have got to be the bigger man here....
• Joey: Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?
  Kate: I don't know! I just, just do this! I-I always have to pick the....