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• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
  and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
• Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
  Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...
• Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them. Monica: Yeah.
  Which one do you like more? Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy....
• Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
  I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Rachel: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens [in the show].
  Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out....
• Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing!
  You're.. you're.. you're the guy that doesn't know how to pour milk!...
• Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one.
  You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want....
• Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
  Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs....