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• Stop watching MTV.
• ET Man: '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his dreams.
  We may rememb... woman? Huh, okay! We may remember Troy from such films as "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud", and "Leper in the Backfield"....
• Why hasn't TV come up with a popular show like "What's My Disease?
• Paul: What? She's leaving home? Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney!
  I read about you in history class. So where's your wife Linda?...
• Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.
  -- Paul Krassne...
• His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god.
  He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam....
• Hypnotism Unplugged" by N. Tranced
• When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts. -- Steven Pearl