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• Never keep shampoo in its original container--it's unsightly and commercial. -- Jerry Zipki
• The devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act ii, Sc.
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• Why give the person who has everything a box to keep it in when it already comes in its own container?
• If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• McCoy: "Stop me if I'm wrong, but do we have any way of knowing whether this is the real you?
  Martia: "I thought I would assume a pleasing shape." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• You Can Tell An Owner By Its Cat.
• The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.
  -- Heywood Brou...
• Assume nothing.