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• Sorry never means having you're say to love.
• Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other.
• Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested and say nothing about the other.
  -- Weed's Axiom...
• Weed's Axiom: Never ask two questions in a business letter.
  The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested and say nothing about the other....
• Love means never having to say "honey put down that axe!