Related:

• Confucius say: "Man who eats tennis shoes is likely to pass sneakers.
• Why are they still called tennis shoes, even though few people actually play tennis in them?
• Hey Ivan, check your six.
  -- Sidewinder missile jacket patch, showing a Sidewinder driving up the tail of a Russian Su-27...
• QOTD: "Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis shoes on you and run you into the wall?
• Body odor is the window to the soul.
• Mosquito Bites" by Ivan Itch
• George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'
• Where there is a stink feces there is the odor of being.
• CWIT: Compare Watt to Ivan the Terrible