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• Take me drunk officer - I'm home.
• I'm not sure officer.. He just said FAX ME UP SCOTTIE..
• Wait a minute, Officer, you're a public servant. Go get me a beer!
• Troi: "We don't need any more convincing. Please, obey the captain's orders.
  Stop whatever it is you're doing." Barclay: "You must trust me....
• Beverly: "Worf, the big guy who never smiles. The *Klingon*!
  Will Riker, your first officer! He's...he's very good at poker!...
• Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
  Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and [maliciously] sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?...
• I am a Klingon, sir. For me to seek escape when my captain goes to battle.
  .. "You are a Star Fleet officer, Lieutenant." Aye, Sir....
• Kirk: "Far be it for me to dispute my first officer, but Starfleet has always been--" Chang
  Come now, Captain, there's no need to mince words....
• Riker: "The point is that I didn't get the chance." Ro
  'The point is', with all due respect, Commander, you are trying to turn me into your idea of the model officer....