Aunt Patty: "Nothing dear, I'm just trashing your father."
Lisa: "Well, I wish you wouldn't because, aside from the fact that he has the
same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have therefore he
is my model of manhood and my estimation of him will govern my prospects of my
adult relationships. So, I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a
knock at me and I am far too young to defend myself against such onsluaghts."
Aunt Patty: "Uh, huh. Go watch your cartoon show, dear."
-- "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpsons
Lisa: "Well, I wish you wouldn't because, aside from the fact that he has the
same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have therefore he
is my model of manhood and my estimation of him will govern my prospects of my
adult relationships. So, I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a
knock at me and I am far too young to defend myself against such onsluaghts."
Aunt Patty: "Uh, huh. Go watch your cartoon show, dear."
-- "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpsons
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