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• When I was five years old I was on a merry go round.
  There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded....
• When I grow up I want to be a little boy. -- Joseph Helle
• Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way.
  When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck....
• With women, the aging thing's terrible. We just fall apart.
  First thing that goes on you is your butt ... BAM ....
• The original title of 'Catch-22' written by Joseph Heller was Catch-18.
  Can you think of being in a Catch-18 situation? I can't either....
• They told me it would disrupt my life less if I got killed sooner. -- Joseph Helle
• A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.
  Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like the proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on his heels ran the Game Warden....
• I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
• Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka