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• Au contraire. I am ecstatic about the whole incident.
  I only didn't laugh out loud, because if I did, I fear my _head_ would have fallen off....
• I was awakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett.
  .. Well!...I never knew he had it in him... -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...
• Potato? ...No thanks, I don't. -- Melchett and Edmund : Potato
• I thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split. -- Edmund to Melchett : Money
• I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of colourblind hedgehogs.
  ..in a _bag_. -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook...
• Quick! Melchett's dying! We must do something! Of course.
  ..Some sort of celebration... -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...
• Have you ever: drank beer because you liked to piss?
• How I drank a case of beer. by I. P. Freely.
• I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it.