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• In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastary
  You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday....
• If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
  -- On the door of a Moscow hotel room...
• Where do you want me to sign that contract? -- Famous Last Word
• Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.
• Looking for ways to ease my mind about signs that the danger of nuclear war is increasing, I stumbled across one comforting though
  Maybe the Russian missiles won't work ... Why didn't I think of this years ago?...
• Writers, composers, entertainers and such know an awful truth
  it is easier to please a million people you don't know than to please one person you do know....
• A young doctor requires a big cemetery. -- Time-honored Russian Proverb
• We were hungry when we got to Moscow, Soviet. -- Groucho Marx
• If this were the Soviet Union you'd be reading this in Russian.