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• Just when you thought it was over you were right.
• A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over on your day off. -- Doug Larso
• Cats are hard on cars. Mostly when you chase them over curbs!
• The stars have no control over you.
• What? Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we say it is!
  Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! -- John Belushi, from Animal House...
• What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle? Run over.
• You know you are over the hill when your work is less fun and your fun is more work.
• You could have knocked me over with a fender.
• So you have to begin all over again...